The Greatest and Best Page in the World (Tribute)

Jack Black in Jumanji
Man in freezing conditions staves off exposure by basking in the glow of the Best Page in the World

This is not the greatest page in the world, this is just a tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Scott,
We was hitchikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon.
In the middle of the road.
And he said:
"Code the best page in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

Well me and Scott, we looked at each other,
And we each said. "Okay"